Okay, okay, okay, so I’m actually really happy about my beard, mainly because I think this is the best one I’ve grown in years. So, I kinda, sorta took pictures of it in the powder room.
It’s always been really weird to me just not having any facial hair. I mean, I think since I grow facial hair pretty rapidly and the shape of my face, I was kinda destined to grow a beard. I think it just fits. Everybody has that one thing about their body that they think is just great, and mine is my beard.
I’ve got a crooked face, kinda short legs (I think I’m between 5’8” and 5’10”?), I’m sorta chubby, but GODDAMMIT, I CAN GROW FACIAL HAIR!