Hello! I have two questions for you after thoroughly exploring this blog: 1. Is there some sort of correlation between the growing of a beard and the number of cats you have? Lots of the men I've seen here have cats, which I did not expect at all! 2. Would it be uncouth if I approached a strange man and asked to touch his beard?

science hasn’t yet proven the first question but, the more cats the better.  secondly, not entirely,  you should try and talk to him for a quick minute before asking to touch.  though you should make sure he know’s your interest comes from a point of admiration.